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Criminal Demotivational Poster

CURBS - They can be treacherous ;)

TAGS: criminal fail
Rating: 4.51/5

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fascistfrenchman - February 16, 2014, 1:01 pm
Please do not spread the compost to make the weeds grow. This article is an internet fake that has been debunked for years.
Swampfox - December 5, 2012, 1:58 pm
Never let the facts get in the way of a good story...
MPsniper - November 22, 2012, 7:54 am
ughomer - November 22, 2012, 5:50 am
Gud 1, Papa. 5L
EmilioDumphque - November 22, 2012, 1:37 am
...and the marine got an "extra pocket".
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 12:43 am
God Bless the men and women of the military now that's serving your country tee hee
Iconoclast - November 21, 2012, 11:02 pm
He's lucky he didn't accidentally fall on his knife and get seriously injured.

IDIOT - Can there be ANY doubt in court what the answer will be to: "Can you identify the man who assaulted you?"

TAGS: idiot stupid dumb criminal tattoo
Rating: 4.05/5

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thwolf - November 30, 2010, 8:37 pm
@ IllicoPresto. No, no he did not get a job.
IllicoPresto - November 30, 2010, 7:37 pm
Hey, he shaved off his beard! I wonder if he ever got a job? See # 80584
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 1:57 am
crap.... right cheek. 3 L chief
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 1:56 am
He isn't a relative of mine. (left cheek)


TAGS: stupid criminals
Rating: 3.42/5

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Mark - March 3, 2009, 11:47 pm
Yeah...I listened to the 911 ***es. I would have been pissed too. Ronald McDonald would have definately got a piece of my mind. Micky D might have called 911 on me for creating a disturbance. But that's just me being psycho.
BoneCD - March 3, 2009, 11:44 pm
Not only did she not get her nuggets...but they would not give her money back and that is why she called 911
Mark - March 3, 2009, 11:39 pm
Have you heard about this rocket scientist? She was just on the news here again. She sees nothing wrong with calling 911 because they're out of Chicken McNuggets.

COME ON MAN - You can't wear socks AND sandals

TAGS: spandex criminal
Rating: 3.8/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:14 pm
If there's a fashion faux pas that you see everywhere... I have sad news. It's not a faux pas; it's a popular style, and the uncool one is YOU. ^_^
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 11:10 pm

IllicoPresto - June 28, 2010, 6:57 pm
Oh yeah? Go visit the Pacific Northwest.

CRIMINALS - Break the rules one stinking time and they never ever let you forget it

TAGS: criminals dogs trash funny
Rating: 4.39/5

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Zetmonk - December 30, 2011, 9:50 am
Look at the face! Poor guy. Lol.

It's The Law -

TAGS: laws authority enact criminals
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 28, 2013, 10:57 am
Coming from the most famous jaywalker in history (why did you cross the road anyhow?) that's quite the compliment little...teehee. Thanks little!
chickenlittle - October 28, 2013, 8:55 am
Haha, so true! :)

LA COSA NOSTRA - Not Looking So Tough & Scary Now.

TAGS: mafia crime criminals italians mob
Rating: 3.82/5

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twill1962 - August 10, 2012, 7:42 pm

TEN YEARS FROM NOW... - ...when Tina is prosecuted for trying to rob a Circle K, she will get a lighter sentence, because she has no "priors." Well played, Tina. Well played...

AMERICA - At Least You Are Still Number 1 At Something

TAGS: jail prison time criminal incarcerated
Rating: 4.32/5

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steve1961 - March 19, 2013, 1:56 pm
My only criticism is how America is falling behind in their juvenile incarcerations...gotta start locking up more of those young'uns, people!
SethMythrax - March 18, 2013, 10:56 pm
and America has stupid laws to fill them up with crazy sentences.....
SethMythrax - March 18, 2013, 10:55 pm
actually its a place for cheap labor if one is in a Private Prison.....
SethMythrax - March 18, 2013, 10:54 pm
Its still aplace where one cant trust another & it isnt a place anyone with a Life wants to be......
Oiler - January 28, 2013, 2:23 pm
From what I see on many of the shows on prison life....there are a shi*load of non-Americans in US prisons. Just like Canada...our prisons are holiday inns in comparison to many other countries.
SethMythrax - September 2, 2012, 12:14 am
Its really that slavery hasnt been abolished, just changed to using prisoners in private prisons doing work for pennies a day with no holidays or unions....
Goatboy - August 20, 2012, 4:59 pm
Yep. We're no. 1 at catching bad guys. The rest of you just have lousy police forces.
EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2012, 12:18 am
"Land of the Free"
SethMythrax - July 27, 2012, 11:19 pm
Ya, America rules though. They give out 400yr sentences & even a 1/4 your time would be 100yrs, hahahaha.....
Zetmonk - July 27, 2012, 9:06 am
In South Africa's defence, we just let the bastards go in less than 1/4 their time. That counts too!


OBAMA SUPPORTERS - 69,456,897 Votes... They all couldn't come from Limousine Liberals.

TAGS: obama barack barak democrat republican mug sh** thugs criminal
Rating: 2.57/5

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MikeJohnDoe - January 7, 2011, 11:27 am
Some of them came right before these people took their mug sh**s


SKINHEADS - Not exactly the Einsteins of the criminal underworld.

TAGS: stupidity skinheads crime criminals stupid
Rating: 4.63/5

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Pikeman - December 26, 2012, 12:48 am
So proud of their whiteness they cover it in black.


TAGS: criminal pediatric benefit
Rating: 4.5/5

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soundspinner - September 3, 2011, 3:39 am
Excellent! And so true...

IT'S ALL RELATIVE. - Why is this guy considered a war hero (George Custer), yet Heinrich Himmler is considered a war criminal?

TAGS: george custer heinrich himmler criminal
Rating: 4.18/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 2:49 pm
Oddly enough, the lives lost on both sides were for nothing because the country is now sh*t.
steve1961 - February 17, 2013, 9:58 am
The George C Scott Patton or the Gerald McRaney Patton?
falloutghoul - February 17, 2013, 9:51 am
And then they killed him and his troops. Justice.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 16, 2013, 9:46 pm
Anything good he did he erased by murdering the Native Americans.
EmilioDumphque - February 16, 2013, 1:02 pm
He was the Patton of his day, and such a man makes many political enemies: southern sympathizers and political rivals, such as President Grant. That's why they sent him out west, to be forgotten.
EmilioDumphque - February 16, 2013, 11:50 am
Because he balked Jeb Stuart's vaunted cavalry with a 400 to 4000 disadvantage, preventing them from attacking the union rear during Pickett's famous charge at Gettysburg! We'd be living in a very different nation if Stuart had gotten through.


NEW YARD SIGN - Beat That Broadview Security Crap

war criminals -

TAGS: war criminal mniature toy play
Rating: 2.06/5

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MeanGene - December 18, 2008, 4:56 am
Who wants a mustache ride? I vant one! I vant one!


TAGS: especially aggy you really cant trust that drunk and watch out for rs cause he s sneaky and reruns bad spelling is a false front for a criminal mastermind and don t even get me started on toc
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:13 am
We live in hard knocks we don't take over we bomb sites... burn 'em down, and you can have ‘em back...


PRISON - When there is no other option, prison will take you in. You just might be taking in a few things of your own.


TAGS: stupid criminals
Rating: 2.84/5

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Mark - May 14, 2009, 11:08 pm
Maybe if Social Security goes broke all the illegal immigrants will go to Canada like a swarm of locust.
Mark - March 13, 2009, 10:04 pm
Dr. Rank - Here's a non-political poster for you. Just a criminal going to jail. With a little ironic humor thrown in for good measure.
WTFO - March 13, 2009, 12:38 am
How true, CB. If you look at it, the social security system is a ponzi scheme. They take our money and instead of investing it for our future, they give it to someone else because they already spent their money.
Cubbybear - March 13, 2009, 12:35 am
The Dems swindled a whole lot more

MISUNDERSTOOD - A classic defense the jurors will eat up.

Stress -

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